Thank you so much for being such a happy boy when your daddy was out of town. However, I must tell you that I am sure that your daddy would LOVE to meet the happy Emmett too. Do you think you could make him appear?
I know that yesterday was a really hard day for you, buddy. I am sorry that you have the meanest mama ever who won’t let you get a toy after you throw a fit in the toy store, and then has the audacity to make you learn how to vacuum when you tell me that you are bored. Thanks for always sharing your true feelings about any subject.
I love you, mama
Thank you for being such a good boy today while we were running errands and at the doctor’s office. I love hanging out with you, and I am also very glad that you have stopped demanding that I hold you all the time. I love the way that you want to hold my hand.
Happy Birthday! I am thrilled that you get to spend your birthday in the same town as your family – it doesn’t always work that way. I’m sorry that I am such a lame gift giver – I would give you the moon and stars if I could.
I love you more every year, your ren
Thank you for not eating any poopy diapers today. But I do wonder why your breath smells like poop.