I’m feeling much more human today, although it appears I have caught the cold that Hunky and the kids both have. According to my post-op instructions I can’t blow my nose for 2-3 weeks. Meaning that I have a pretty much constant stream of snot coming from the nose. So attractive, although the concept of me looking attractive flew out the window a long time ago, and certainly need not be revisited until I can get this atrocious splint off the nose. Did I mention that I elected to do this surgery? Maybe I should really stop complaining. Who knew I was this vain?
Now to the secret. Most everyone who reads this knows Hunky and me personally, so its not a secret to ya’ll, but since Hunky refuses to play along with my OP-SEC games, and insists on referring to me with my REAL first initial, I’m gonna go ahead and reveal my name….it…is….Lauren. And I’m gonna start signing it as Lauren when I comment on your blogs too. Get ready for the insanity, people. Really, though, sorry it wasn’t an exciting secret, but I think its funny that Hunky (or should we call him M, as he refers to himself? I don’t think so) won’t let our blog be picked up by search engines – thereby sentencing us to obscurity forever – due to security concerns, won’t partipate in the use of our pretend names. I don’t know why he won’t call himself Hunky – it is a cute name. You guys can still call me Ren if you want to – I think its hip. Although really, could I be any more hip? insert mind picture of me with a huge white plastic splint on my nose, with snot pouring out, wearing a baseball cap to cover my unwashed hair (no showering from the neck up), with the clothes that I normally wear. I know. Hip is definitely the word I’m looking for.